Star Trek Shirt "Sorry I can't hear you"

$20.00



We have discovered a new Star Trek Shirt design on our home planet. It appears to have... Classic Trek inspired design characteristics. Of course, new or old, Captain Kirk is still unable to hear you over the sound of how awesome he is. Printed with bright classic Trek orange ink on charcoal grey.

Every Unicorn Empire shirt is printed with care by our team right here in Washington State. We print with high quality, water-based inks and use traditional hand screen printing techniques, making our shirts uniquely soft and durable. When you order a Unicorn Empire tee, you can count on receiving a unique piece of wearable artwork that will last for years.

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Fabric: 100% cotton, preshrunk
Fabric Color: Charcoal Gray
Ink Color: Orange
Classic Unisex T-Shirt Sizes: Small - 6X
Women's Fitted T-Shirt Sizes Small - 3X

[ Holiday Order Deadlines ]
We will do our best to ship any order placed before the deadlines in time for Christmas delivery. International orders may be impacted by customs. All arrival dates are estimates.

★ December 1st - International Order Deadline.
The USPS shipping deadline for Christmas delivery of orders being shipped outside of the US is December 8th. Please place your order by December 1st so we can have your order ready in time.

★ December 15th - United States Order Deadline.
The USPS shipping deadline for Christmas delivery of orders being shipped within the US is December 20th. Please place your order by December 15th so we can have your order ready in time.

★ December 15th - 19th
Orders placed between the 15th and the 19th may still arrive in time for Christmas. We’ll keep shipping orders right up until the USPS deadline!

★ December 21st - 31st
Our usual processing times will be extended to 1-2 weeks starting December 21st so that we can spend the holidays with our friends and family. Orders placed after the 21st will ship in early January.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • Canada : 1 - 4 weeks
  • North America : 1 - 5 business days
  • Europe : 1 - 4 weeks
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 1 - 4 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 60 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 90 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

[ Information I Collect ]

To fulfill your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order, for example), if you contact me directly.

[ Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It ]

I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:

• as needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfill your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support;
• when you have provided your affirmative consent, which you may revoke at any time, such as by signing up for my mailing list;
• if necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law; and
• as necessary for the purpose of my legitimate interests, if those legitimate interests are not overridden by your rights or interests, such as 1) providing and improving my services. I use your information to provide the services you requested and in my legitimate interest toimprove my services; and 2) Compliance with the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use. I use your information as necessary to comply with my obligations under the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use.

[ Information Sharing and Disclosure ]

Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:

• Etsy. I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use.
• Service providers. I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as delivery companies. I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.
• Business transfers. If I sell or merge my business, I may disclose your information as part of that transaction, only to the extent permitted by law.
• Compliance with laws. I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to: (a) respond to legal process or to government requests; (b) enforce my agreements, terms and policies; (c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues; or (d) protect the rights, property, and safety of my customers, or others.

[ Data Retention ]

I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with my legal and regulatory obligations, to resolve disputes, and to enforce my agreements. I generally keep your data for the following time period: 4 years.

[ Transfers of Personal Information Outside the EU ]

I may store and process your information through third-party hosting services in the US and other jurisdictions. As a result, I may transfer your personal information to a jurisdiction with different data protection and government surveillance laws than your jurisdiction. If I am deemed to transfer information about you outside of the EU, I rely on Privacy Shield as the legal basis for the transfer, as Google Cloud is Privacy Shield certified.

[ Your Rights ]

If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. I describe these rights below:

• Access. You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.
• Change, restrict, delete. You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (like where I am required to store data for legal reasons) I will generally delete your personal information upon request.
• Object. You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your express consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
• Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.

[ How to Contact Me ]

For purposes of EU data protection law, I, Amber Whitney, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me at unicornempireprints@mail.com. Alternately, you may mail me at:

Unicorn Empire 21040 Cindy Ct NE, Poulsbo WA 98370

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

If you have a request for a small modification to your order, like swapping one item for another in a gift set, then you can use the "Request Custom Order" button.

I am not currently accepting custom order requests for custom printing such as printing on different colors, styles, or sizes.

I do not accept custom order requests to modify my artwork.

Sizing details

Each listing includes a size chart. Our size chart includes measurements of the item when it is laid out on a flat surface. You can find the perfect size by comparing those measurements to the measurements of one of your own shirts that fits you well.

Gift wrapping and packaging

Yes! You can now choose to add gift wrap to your order during checkout. Please note that gifts being sent outside of the US may be opened and inspected by customs.

Care instructions

Unicorn Empire shirts are designed to last. Nothing makes me happier than meeting someone at a comicon who bought one of my shirts 5 years ago and seeing that it still looks crisp and vivid.

To keep your shirt, hoodie, or tank top looking great just follow the instructions on the care tag. Machine wash and dry, but avoid high heat. For best results, turn your shirt inside-out before washing.

Tote bags and pillow covers should be gently hand washed and laid flat to dry.

Got one for my husband. Placed an order 10 days before his birthday. Not sure what happened, there was a mess up with shipment. When I let the seller know, she quickly shipped another one. It arrived on time. Thank you!! My husband loves the t-shirt too.



My husband loves it, thanks!


The shirt is beautiful and the shipping was fast. Just like always. Thank you!



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